How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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