GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize