Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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