ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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