and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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