That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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