so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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