period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i out mim tonsoeep
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