He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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