I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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