yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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