dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
