Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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