How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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