one might say we're banned from that church
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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