It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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