I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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