We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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