Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
