so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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