I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am one with the molecules
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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