shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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