so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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