i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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