omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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