Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
one might say we're banned from that church
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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