Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that