yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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