I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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