HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
