the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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