Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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