She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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