I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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