I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?