I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid