People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.