just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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