I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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