Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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