do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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