do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think a kid would responsible me up
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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