he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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