I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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