It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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