i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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