The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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