You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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