I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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