just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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