Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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