we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
there is glitter all over my balls
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