We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
40s are totally the cure
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
