and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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