I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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