thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
