I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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