We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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