There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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